Before the Vikings beat the Bears Sunday afternoon, running back Adrian Peterson got busted for speeding over the weekend. He was clocked by the fuzz going 109 mph in a 55-mph zone while driving in Edina, a Minneapolis suburb, on Saturday night. No word on whether a girlfriend was chasing after him.

Peterson was driving his BMW on a state highway in a 55-mph zone. Anderson says he was given a citation and allowed to drive away. She called it a “very routine” traffic stop.

Peterson tells The Associated Press he didn’t realize how fast he was going. He said he “got a little speeding ticket” and said he planned to be more careful.

Hoo boy, 109 mph? That’s pretty fast. You know, he’s right. He really should be more careful…when he’s carrying a football! BAM!

You know, because he seems to fumble a lot. No good? No?

And further, of course it was “a little speeding ticket.” Anything in Adrian Peterson’s hands probably feels little to him. I mean, have you ever tried shaking his hand? It’s like a vice grip!

Alright, I’m done.

Vikings’ Peterson gets 109 mph speeding ticket [The Associated Press]