Last Call: ‘It’s Surprising That A Bar Named Butt Ugly’s Saloon Would Have Two Burglaries In Two Days’ Edition
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Butt Ugly’s Saloon, a bar located in the above-pictured idyllic setting of Waterloo, Iowa, has had a rough go of it since it opened on November 1st. Besides having the name Butt Ugly’s Saloon, the tavern was burglarized twice in less than two days over the Thanksgiving holiday.
According to police, employees noticed someone took an undisclosed amount of cash after entering the bar’s office area Thursday. Then about 6 a.m. Friday, Waterloo officers were called back to the tavern for a report of another burglary. They found someone was inside and arrested Kelly McCoy, 21, of 615 Courtland St., when he exited, police said.
McCoy was arrested on charges of third-degree burglary and possession of marijuana with intent to deliver. Police found 11 bags of marijuana and $38 in cash, according to the police report.
Alright, here’s my question: why would someone who has decided to commit a burglary bring along 11 bags of weed inside with them? That boggles the mind. Buy hey, maybe that’s just how they do it in Iowa.
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And for the ladies…
Coyoyte Ugly‘s John Goodman!
Unbelievable, right? I had no idea John Goodman was in Coyote Ugly, either!
Alrighty then, the floor is yours. Do whatever it is you people…do.
Good christ man, that’s horrible!
John Goodman is the man!
What an odd coincidence that John Goodman is from the same small town outside St. Louis that a friend of mine is from. My friend was robbed at gunpoint yesterday at the GameStop he managed. Here is the news story/video:
http://www.fox2now.com/news/ktvi-maplewood-game-stop-robbery-113009,0,4675105.story
The fuckers at GameStop fired him today. Dude is a loyal employee, great guy, his wife has a baby on the way, and those fuckers fire him for what I imagine is failing to do the exact prescribed procedure if they get robbed. Like you have all your faculties when you’re an instant from getting snuffed by two guys pointing pistols at you.
So I just wanted to say: fuck GameStop. I will never shop there and I hope you don’t either.
@monchhichi, Wow. that eats. He should contact his local TV station’s problem solvers.l Complain about being unjustly fired, just before the holidays, baby, blah blah. Shame those fuckers properly.
BTW, I don’t shop at Game Stop, and I sure won’t start now.
@Sculptor?!?, You’re absolutely right and I emailed him that same advice. It’s a GameStop pr nightmare.
@monchhichi, Is GameStop standard protocol to grab the nearest Wiimote and pretend it’s a gun?
I’m staying! I’m finishing my coffee! Enjoying my coffee.
Purdue-2, Wake-2 at the first media timeout. WELCOME TO THE BIG 10.
How goes it my darling little daffodils???
Aww, Weed. You set the saloon robber up huh? That’s some cold blooded ass shit man!
@monchhichi – speaking of cruel, sorry to hear about your buddy, and thanks for the heads-up. I’ve been pricing DJ Hero/Beatle Rock Band stuff at my local GameStop, but like an old guy in a computer class, I know jackshit about how the consoles work. Too bad about the corporate BS, most of the workers are patient and know their stuff.
@Chicago Sometimes, It’s just messed up, man.
Anyway, good to see people again. My computer is finally working so I can start being a semi-active member of the community again. Please, no tears (of joy or, more likely, sorrow).
@monchhichi, Hey, I’m thrilled you’re back! And I expect you to tweet the hell out of the fact that GameStop fired your buddy for having the audacity to be robbed at gunpoint…
@monchhichi, Fuck yeah! The Pub has been poorer during your absence. I’ve been wondering what a Yvonne Strahovski-Joe Paterno mash-up would look like.
Piper Perabo: She’s kind of perplexing to me. Her features are dynamite, going on bone structure, symmetry, etc she is about as hot as they come. And yet, I kind of want to strangle her. She’s almost too good-looking, and her eyes scream the fact that she knows it.
@monchhichi, Alright, you got me: I’d probably do bad things to her after I strangled her. This is why we can’t have nice things.
@monchhichi, After? Not while you’ve got her bound and gagged?
Is this still a thing?
This is my first sober, work-free night in a while. Might as well waste some time up in here.
@PlayoffBeard, yeah, it’s still a thing. some nights (like tonight, apparently) are pretty slow. and welcome back!
Pizza and beer night before nap and working on papers… Yay
Good evening folks.
I’m ready for bed. Did I miss anything on the internets tonight?
I should have spent the night reading. Instead I’ve spent the night fighting with an 11 pound dog over an old sock with a knot tied into it.
I feel that I’ve been more constructive than if I would have read. Any other unproductive slobs here?
Well, I finally watched the Chinese Tiger re-enactment.
The only thing missing was Shrek.