Last Call: The ‘OMG! You Dummies Missed Last Call For Miley Cyrus Quiz Entries’ Edition
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but while you were wasting your life away doing God knows what, you missed the October 20th deadline to submit your answers for The Birmingham News’ Miley Cyrus Quiz. The winner, who would have displayed “his or her mastery of Miley trivia” was set to receive a Miley Cyrus gift pack and I have a feeling one of you Last Callers would have certainly been the person to demonstrate their vast wealth of knowledge considering all things about America’s Teen Princess.
The quiz, and the usual shit, after the jump.
My efforts to fully play out this bet lost a lot of steam after having to do screen grabs, so I didn’t do any research as to the correct answers, but if you are an adult male and feel confident you answered most of these questions correctly, Chris Hanson would like you to have a seat over here. Sicko.
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- Al MacInnis Presents: Twosday Conversations [Melt Your Face Off]
- MLS Playoff Update [Avoiding the Drop]
- Fear, Loathing and Blogs in Las Vegas, Part IV: The Future of the Sports Blogosphere [Sporting Madness]
The Entree
- The State: “Planet Groovy”
Sorbet
- Attack of the Show!‘s Olivia Munn
And for the ladies…
- Attack of the Show!’s Kevin Pereira (hey what it lacked in tastelessness was made up with synergy).
Have fun, kids.
Okay, it’s official, I’m old. I have NO idea who either of those people are.
Thanks Weed, I was just sitting here watching Barry and Levon, minding my own, and NOW I’VE GOT TAPE ON MY FACE.
@monchhichi, wait, what?
\Do I REALLY want an answer?
@Sculptor?!?, It’s from a long lost The State skit where college RA’s warned incoming freshmen of the dangers of scotch tape. It’s about as funny as monkey torture…
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/401525/the-barry-lutz-show.jhtml#id=1614058
@monchhichi, ah. the state was after my time.
I am now dumber from having watch that. May god have mercy on your soul.
@dave, oh please. it could be worse. it could have been a recent clip from SNL.
Ahh, the Munnster. This is what you get when you mix Asians with Americans. Nice job, Mr. Munn. As far as Periera, fuck him with a rusted axe.
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@Sculptor?!?, fine, whatever. just go look at it.
Why do I get the feeling that they are gonna sell about a billion of these DJ Hero things?
@2 Yellows, Because we’re in a nation of sheeple who think they can has music talent.
@2 Yellows, I have no earthly idea. But I agree, they’re going to sell like crazy.
@Sculptor?!?, Holy crap I can’t wait to get that!!!
Chris Hansen would also probably like a word with you.
Anyone watching the re-make of “V”?
@Sculptor?!?, On the DVR for later tonight
@Sculptor?!?, Sixers/Celts.
@Sculptor?!?, Isn’t that FBI agent they guy from Wings?
@mekalek, Stephen whatshisface? Not that I can tell, but he does look similar.
And without letting any spoilers out, I’ve got to say, I’m happy with the efx so far. About on par with BSG.
@Sculptor?!?, Well, remembering the efx of the original, they’d have to be an improvement.
@Sculptor?!?, yeah they aren’t too shabby.
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Select Best Blog from the dropdown, and nominate us. You’re awesome if you do, and even if you don’t, we love you anyway. Just not as much as if you nominate, but it’s still there.
@2 Yellows, Done and done. Mwah!
Scoring Your Quiz
Give yourself 3 pts. for every time you answered “A.”
Give yourself 2 pts. for every time you answered “B.”
Give yourself 1 pt. for every time you answered “C.”
If you scored 16-48, promptly shoot yourself in the head.
@Dat Nigga Daaz, I got a 45.
@ Two Yellows – I dunno about the ‘having talent’ part, but I admit I am an DJ Hero addict. Nothing beats sneaking into the Best Buy across the street from work during their slow times to practice the demo all last week, then upping the difficulty & blowing 17yo little shits the fuck away w/ my fake skeeells. HA! Take that Lance and Chandler!
So. What’s the deal with you fuck planks?
@Chicago Sometimes, The usual. I’ve decided to sit around on my ass tonight as a reward for hitting that big deadline – a day ahead of schedule.
@Sculptor?!?, Good for you, relax! And best of luck w/ the art sales thing. It is an art sales thing right?
I’m the opposite; I’m behind the ol’ gym regimen because of the signing last night. And it’s time to go make up for it now…WAAAH I DON’T WANNA
/whining
@Chicago Sometimes, Yes it is. And thanks!
DJ Hero may not be recommended for those who have heart trouble, lack of rhythm, regular jobs, general ambition, or basically any plans of leaving the house anytime soon. If your killer set lasts more than 4 hours, please congratulate yourself on your ability to wear sunglasses indoors while playing recordings of other people’s music.
Ask your soon-to-be-estranged wife and family if DJ Hero is right for you.
@Chicago Sometimes, &1 mash-up
Seeing that Chuck Knoblockhead insisted on playing Miley’s hit ‘Party in the USA’ about 37 times this weekend, I think I know who would have been the LC Miley stalker representative.
Oh my tebow. What blunt object did you kill him with?
@Shakey, That’s a good song. Dunno what your problem is.
I PUT MY HANDSSSSSS UP THEY PLAYIN MY SONGGGGG
LOL Syracuse. Lost an exhibition to Le Moye College. Some D2 school.
@RATL, LeMoyne, apparently. I’m still trying to wrap my head around a school in Syracuse having a DOLPHIN as its mascot, though.
WTF – Man Utd came back to draw CSKA?
1. d) Cthulu; 2. d) Camel Toe; 3. d) The alias Miley uses on the brass pole; 4. d) Madonna; 5. d) Miley’s current herpes status; 6. d) Ass; 7. d) Vlad the Vampire Pocket Pussy; 8. d) Karl Lagenfelder; 9. d) Hustler; 10. d) See answer to 12; 11. d) Deliverance; 12. a) She Bop; 13. d) Too Drunk to Fuck; 14. d) RealRonArtest; 15. d) Her dealer, Breanna; 16. d) Bajingo.
How’d I do?
@jayhawkmarley, Vlad the Vampire Pocket Pussy? You mean this? http://bit.ly/4t7lLV