Last Call: The ‘OMG! You Dummies Missed Last Call For Miley Cyrus Quiz Entries’ Edition
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but while you were wasting your life away doing God knows what, you missed the October 20th deadline to submit your answers for The Birmingham News’ Miley Cyrus Quiz. The winner, who would have displayed “his or her mastery of Miley trivia” was set to receive a Miley Cyrus gift pack and I have a feeling one of you Last Callers would have certainly been the person to demonstrate their vast wealth of knowledge considering all things about America’s Teen Princess.
The quiz, and the usual shit, after the jump.
My efforts to fully play out this bet lost a lot of steam after having to do screen grabs, so I didn’t do any research as to the correct answers, but if you are an adult male and feel confident you answered most of these questions correctly, Chris Hanson would like you to have a seat over here. Sicko.
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Sorbet
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And for the ladies…
- Attack of the Show!’s Kevin Pereira (hey what it lacked in tastelessness was made up with synergy).
Have fun, kids.
40 Comments
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Okay, it’s official, I’m old. I have NO idea who either of those people are.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Thanks Weed, I was just sitting here watching Barry and Levon, minding my own, and NOW I’VE GOT TAPE ON MY FACE.
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:06 pm
@monchhichi, wait, what?
\Do I REALLY want an answer?
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monchhichi Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
@Sculptor?!?, It’s from a long lost The State skit where college RA’s warned incoming freshmen of the dangers of scotch tape. It’s about as funny as monkey torture…
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/401525/the-barry-lutz-show.jhtml#id=1614058
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
@monchhichi, ah. the state was after my time.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I am now dumber from having watch that. May god have mercy on your soul.
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
@dave, oh please. it could be worse. it could have been a recent clip from SNL.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Ahh, the Munnster. This is what you get when you mix Asians with Americans. Nice job, Mr. Munn. As far as Periera, fuck him with a rusted axe.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
<img src="http://www.shirtshovel.com/products/politics/barackoli-434.jpg"
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
@Sculptor?!?, fine, whatever. just go look at it.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Why do I get the feeling that they are gonna sell about a billion of these DJ Hero things?
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James Brown Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
@2 Yellows, Because we’re in a nation of sheeple who think they can has music talent.
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
@2 Yellows, I have no earthly idea. But I agree, they’re going to sell like crazy.
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mekalek Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@Sculptor?!?, Holy crap I can’t wait to get that!!!
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November 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Chris Hansen would also probably like a word with you.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Anyone watching the re-make of “V”?
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Rob in WI Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@Sculptor?!?, On the DVR for later tonight
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RATL Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@Sculptor?!?, Sixers/Celts.
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mekalek Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
@Sculptor?!?, Isn’t that FBI agent they guy from Wings?
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
@mekalek, Stephen whatshisface? Not that I can tell, but he does look similar.
And without letting any spoilers out, I’ve got to say, I’m happy with the efx so far. About on par with BSG.
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Rob in WI Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
@Sculptor?!?, Well, remembering the efx of the original, they’d have to be an improvement.
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mekalek Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 pm
@Sculptor?!?, yeah they aren’t too shabby.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
If you all love ATD, and we know you do, do us a solid, will you? Go here: http://www.ussoccer.com/Best-of-Awards/2009-Best-Of-Awards.aspx
Select Best Blog from the dropdown, and nominate us. You’re awesome if you do, and even if you don’t, we love you anyway. Just not as much as if you nominate, but it’s still there.
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:27 pm
@2 Yellows, Done and done. Mwah!
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November 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Scoring Your Quiz
Give yourself 3 pts. for every time you answered “A.”
Give yourself 2 pts. for every time you answered “B.”
Give yourself 1 pt. for every time you answered “C.”
If you scored 16-48, promptly shoot yourself in the head.
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Chris Hanson's Axe Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
@Dat Nigga Daaz, I got a 45.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 8:08 pm
@ Two Yellows – I dunno about the ‘having talent’ part, but I admit I am an DJ Hero addict. Nothing beats sneaking into the Best Buy across the street from work during their slow times to practice the demo all last week, then upping the difficulty & blowing 17yo little shits the fuck away w/ my fake skeeells. HA! Take that Lance and Chandler!
So. What’s the deal with you fuck planks?
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
@Chicago Sometimes, The usual. I’ve decided to sit around on my ass tonight as a reward for hitting that big deadline – a day ahead of schedule.
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Chicago Sometimes Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
@Sculptor?!?, Good for you, relax! And best of luck w/ the art sales thing. It is an art sales thing right?
I’m the opposite; I’m behind the ol’ gym regimen because of the signing last night. And it’s time to go make up for it now…WAAAH I DON’T WANNA
/whining
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
@Chicago Sometimes, Yes it is. And thanks!
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Chicago Sometimes Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
DJ Hero may not be recommended for those who have heart trouble, lack of rhythm, regular jobs, general ambition, or basically any plans of leaving the house anytime soon. If your killer set lasts more than 4 hours, please congratulate yourself on your ability to wear sunglasses indoors while playing recordings of other people’s music.
Ask your soon-to-be-estranged wife and family if DJ Hero is right for you.
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Sculptor?!? Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
@Chicago Sometimes, &1 mash-up
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November 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Seeing that Chuck Knoblockhead insisted on playing Miley’s hit ‘Party in the USA’ about 37 times this weekend, I think I know who would have been the LC Miley stalker representative.
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Chicago Sometimes Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Oh my tebow. What blunt object did you kill him with?
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Chris Hanson's Axe Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@Shakey, That’s a good song. Dunno what your problem is.
I PUT MY HANDSSSSSS UP THEY PLAYIN MY SONGGGGG
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November 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
LOL Syracuse. Lost an exhibition to Le Moye College. Some D2 school.
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Green Eggs and Fulham Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
@RATL, LeMoyne, apparently. I’m still trying to wrap my head around a school in Syracuse having a DOLPHIN as its mascot, though.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
WTF – Man Utd came back to draw CSKA?
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November 3rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
1. d) Cthulu; 2. d) Camel Toe; 3. d) The alias Miley uses on the brass pole; 4. d) Madonna; 5. d) Miley’s current herpes status; 6. d) Ass; 7. d) Vlad the Vampire Pocket Pussy; 8. d) Karl Lagenfelder; 9. d) Hustler; 10. d) See answer to 12; 11. d) Deliverance; 12. a) She Bop; 13. d) Too Drunk to Fuck; 14. d) RealRonArtest; 15. d) Her dealer, Breanna; 16. d) Bajingo.
How’d I do?
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ACMEsalesmanager Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
@jayhawkmarley, Vlad the Vampire Pocket Pussy? You mean this? http://bit.ly/4t7lLV
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