SI Cheerleader Of The Week Kayli Is A Toothy Gal Who May Be Obsessed With Wiping Her Own Ass

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You know, sooner or later, I’m going to write something mean enough about an SI Cheerleader of the Week that it will get back to them and then their boyfriend is going to threaten to kick my ass. Hopefully, it won’t happen with this one because I’m in no mood. No mood I tell you!

Anyway, allow me to introduce you to the SI Cheerleader of the Week: Kayli Fahl, a delightfully cheery young lady who is a sophomore at the University of Cincinnati majoring in psychology (hey, a  fellow pscyh psych major – good luck in the accounting field, Kayli). Like all of the other Cheerleaders of the Week, Kayli is a very unique person with a wide range of interests far beyond the cutthroat world of college cheerleading.  Let’s explore them, shall we?

My best physical feature is: My smile, at least that is my No. 1 compliment.

I bet it is, dollface.

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Now, I’m not trying to be mean, but Kayli looks like the love child of Steven Tyler and Carly Simon.

To be fair, Kayli does have wonderful taste in many things:

If I had to watch one movie on loop for ever, it would be: Braveheart.

Nice. You gotta like that.

My one guilty pleasure is: McDonalds.

You and me both.

I’d want my last meal to be: From Tokeyo Steak House (filet migon with fried rice and lo mein noodles and a order of crab). Yum!

I haven’t heard of this “Tokeyo” Steak House before. Is it anything like the Outbaeck Steakhouse? If so, yum, indeed.

But alas, like all of us, young Kayli has her faults.

My worst habit is: Not listening when someone is talking to me and I am in the middle of sending a text message.

I’m sorry, what was that? Right in the middle of reading that I had to check my e-mail.

She also is a very pious young lady.

Five people I’d like to have dinner with (living or dead) are: God, Jesus, Jamie Foxx, Lil’ Wayne and my great grandmother.

Now that’s a group that would have some interesting dinner conversation, but what would you serve? Fish, I guess?

Kayli does have her quirks:

My gameday superstitions are: Making sure I have my spankies on.

I have no idea what “spankies” are, but if they’re what I think they are, I have the same superstition before I check out SI’s Cheerleader of the Week.

Finally, the raison d’être for the entire post:

Three things I’d take to a desert island are: My phone, chapstick and toilet paper.

Awesome. While hilarious, you can’t say that she’s not a practical gal. Good on you, Kayli. And your tidy bum.

Cheerleader of the Week: Cincinnati’s Kayli [Extra Mustard]

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6 Comments

  1. HabsFan29

    October 30, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Good luck getting that phone to work on a desert island, Kayli.

    / still furiously masturbating imagining a BJ from that mouth

  2. dave

    November 1, 2009 at 3:23 am

    Hey asshole, the tokeyo steak house is where all you pscyh majors love to eat. Dumb bastard.

    • Weed Against Speed

      November 1, 2009 at 9:16 am

      @dave, You got me on that one. Well played. I am a dumb bastard.

      But that asshole comment really hurts, man.

  3. Chris

    November 1, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Is it just me or….

    Damn that bitch is ugly!

  4. Zendriver

    November 3, 2009 at 10:14 am

    She is cute, but carrots tremble at the sight of her.

  5. John

    April 12, 2011 at 9:27 am

    Kayli was the most awesomely beautiful Cheerleader, and it’s a shame she’s no longer gracing our stadium. In person she was even more fantastic than in these photos.

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