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SI Cheerleader Of The Week Kayli Is A Toothy Gal Who May Be Obsessed With Wiping Her Own Ass

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You know, sooner or later, I’m going to write something mean enough about an SI Cheerleader of the Week that it will get back to them and then their boyfriend is going to threaten to kick my ass. Hopefully, it won’t happen with this one because I’m in no mood. No mood I tell you!

Anyway, allow me to introduce you to the SI Cheerleader of the Week: Kayli Fahl, a delightfully cheery young lady who is a sophomore at the University of Cincinnati majoring in psychology (hey, a  fellow pscyh psych major – good luck in the accounting field, Kayli). Like all of the other Cheerleaders of the Week, Kayli is a very unique person with a wide range of interests far beyond the cutthroat world of college cheerleading.  Let’s explore them, shall we?

My best physical feature is: My smile, at least that is my No. 1 compliment.

I bet it is, dollface.

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Now, I’m not trying to be mean, but Kayli looks like the love child of Steven Tyler and Carly Simon.

To be fair, Kayli does have wonderful taste in many things:

If I had to watch one movie on loop for ever, it would be: Braveheart.

Nice. You gotta like that.

My one guilty pleasure is: McDonalds.

You and me both.

I’d want my last meal to be: From Tokeyo Steak House (filet migon with fried rice and lo mein noodles and a order of crab). Yum!

I haven’t heard of this “Tokeyo” Steak House before. Is it anything like the Outbaeck Steakhouse? If so, yum, indeed.

But alas, like all of us, young Kayli has her faults.

My worst habit is: Not listening when someone is talking to me and I am in the middle of sending a text message.

I’m sorry, what was that? Right in the middle of reading that I had to check my e-mail.

She also is a very pious young lady.

Five people I’d like to have dinner with (living or dead) are: God, Jesus, Jamie Foxx, Lil’ Wayne and my great grandmother.

Now that’s a group that would have some interesting dinner conversation, but what would you serve? Fish, I guess?

Kayli does have her quirks:

My gameday superstitions are: Making sure I have my spankies on.

I have no idea what “spankies” are, but if they’re what I think they are, I have the same superstition before I check out SI’s Cheerleader of the Week.

Finally, the raison d’être for the entire post:

Three things I’d take to a desert island are: My phone, chapstick and toilet paper.

Awesome. While hilarious, you can’t say that she’s not a practical gal. Good on you, Kayli. And your tidy bum.

Cheerleader of the Week: Cincinnati’s Kayli [Extra Mustard]

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