• You know, by someone paying them to be around him. Jagoff. [Busted Coverage]

• KSK Off-Topic posts are nonsensical, hilarious. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Hooray! There are more Favres in the poopchute, I mean pipeline. [Style Points]

• Texas Tech head coach Mike Leach is awesome. [Bootlegger Sports]

• Ron Artest’s hair is styling. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Disgruntled Toronto Maple Leafs fan is selling his fandom on eBay. [Puck Daddy]

• Goalie Carey Price is texting. I think. [Melt Your Face Off]