Oct
23
Roethlisberger’s Mustache Makes Him Resemble A Prepubescent Harry Reems
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Holy crap, what is that thing?
It looks like a big fat leech traveled across his upper lip right after taking a dip in a mud bath. If that thing doesn’t fill out, Roethlisberger will never be featured on the Relevant Gentlemen’s Society’s website anytime soon with that atrocity. I bet if Sidney Crosby were ever to see this photo, he would mockingly laugh and feel like a real man.
BEWARE THE BENSTACHE [P.S.A.M.P.]
SHUT UP!!!!!! If Ben wants it he will have it! (Whistle) Personal Foul article wrighter. Decrease in salary and loss of job. Thank You very much!
And anyway, He looks just as adorable as always! 2Ben.
AND SHUT UP!!!! BEN IS PRECIOUS, AND HARRY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY GROSS, DISCUSTING AND LOOKS LIKE POOP! How dare you say that my Idol looks like harry reems.