Roethlisberger’s Mustache Makes Him Resemble A Prepubescent Harry Reems
Holy crap, what is that thing?
It looks like a big fat leech traveled across his upper lip right after taking a dip in a mud bath. If that thing doesn’t fill out, Roethlisberger will never be featured on the Relevant Gentlemen’s Society’s website anytime soon with that atrocity. I bet if Sidney Crosby were ever to see this photo, he would mockingly laugh and feel like a real man.
BEWARE THE BENSTACHE [P.S.A.M.P.]