Last Call: Last Call Edition
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In my most recent effort to find anything remotely related to “last call,” I came across this story:
October 6, 2009
GALVESTON, Texas – Police in this island city are cracking down on nuisances and along the way are arresting felons on an array of charges.
Monday they arrested six people from a bar at 4102 Broadway called The Last Call. It definitely was The Last Call for Sergio Rodriquez, 30, charged with drug possession. He’s in jail today in lieu of $40,000 bond.
It was also The Last Call for Georgina Lopez, 24, also arrested on a drug charge. Her bond is $30,000.
Delia Marie Perez, 23, was charged with drug possession and intent to deliver drugs. Her bond is $30,000 also.
Tobie Tobar, 35, got off light. He was busted for for drug possession, but his bond was set at only $5,000.
Police say they have received numerous calls about The Last Call over the past year from neighbors complaining of drug activity there.
Fascinating, huh? I guess instead of the title above, I could have went with “Last Call: Weed’s Mailing In His Last Call Post Edition.” It would have been more accurate.
Blogetizers
- NFL Week 6 in Review [The Phoenix Pub]
- Quoth Mississippi: [Melt Your Face Off]
- Dante Wesley Should Make Some Backyard Football Videos [Second-String Fullback]
- Has the Premier League started to gain parity? [Avoiding the Drop]
- Why I Root: Chicago Cubs [The Rookies]
The Entree
- It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: “The Intervention Interview”
Sorbet
- Random Asian Women
And for the ladies…
Bruce Lee
Now that one wasn’t bad at all. I want no complaints from the ladyfolk for that one.





No, that one’s good. I like me an occasional dish of Sum Yung Gai.
And what’s scaring me, is that I appear to be channeling your thought process. Without any knowledge of your pix posts, go look at what’s in the LC bumper. Scary.
That pic is nice,
I’d enter the dragon,
Give me some rice,
And I’ll get my fag on.
So, we went with Asian night. Cool.
@James Brown, No really, you saw my bumper before it went up. And you know I only get a link; I don’t know what the post content is. If it wasn’t cool, I might be freaked out a bit.
@Sculptor?!?, Oh, I know. I’m just wondering how you two just thought alike.
Hello fellow babies.
Hey Sculptor?!?… I liked your remarks about glitter on ThePhoenixPub. Some woman (or women?) at the gym got that shit all over the equipment last weekend. I don’t want that on me. I tell my wife I’m going to the gym, but if I come home with glitter on my shorts, she’s going to think I was a strip club.
I can only assume the offending party was an off-duty stripper.
@Quake n Shake, It seems that happens more than people think. You’re probably right, though, on who the last gym person was. Might’ve also been a guy, never know.
@Quake n Shake, And the worst bit about glitter, is that it stays around for a loooonnnnnngggg time.
But yeah, either your culprit is a stripper, does scrapbooking, or makes faeries.
Guys from work took me out a couple days before our wedding and after my original bachelor party debacle, brought a canister of glitter and dumped it on me right before I walked in the door to my house. Great guys.
@mekalek, Oh, WOW. You’re still farting faerie dust, aren’t you?
@Sculptor?!?, We still find glitter in our bed after many, many, many washes. It’s hysterical. Luckily she believed my drunken excuse.
So, I’m watching Carlin’s last ever show. You ever think he’s right about how pussified the American way has become?
@James Brown, Great show. And yes. I couldn’t agree more with every damn thing he says.
So, DCU is out of the box quickly with a goal. Anyone else watching? Anyone else at all?
/crickets…
@Sculptor?!?, Maybe later. I’m taking full advantage of my first legitimate off-night since Thursday.
Howdy gerbil humpers.
So. What’d I miss during my bout w/ the plague or whatever the living fuck that was. Holy fucknuts that was brutal. I told Matt Forte to shoot me and put me outta my misery but he dropped the gun. Hey doofus, Brandon Marshall called, he says you could saute a steak with them fingers!
/hi-yooo dot com
//the only thing good about getting the flu that bad was knowing bron-bron caught it too
So, I’m watching Titans on 2, and the Stache is trying to explain the Titans. However, he’s also got the two idiot coordinators with him. I’m sure they’re glad I’m not there with whiskey in hand.
@James Brown, I would like to hear your opinion as to what has happened to that team this year.
@mekalek, Other than having his Guinea Pig write a post for him, you mean?
@Sculptor?!?, Well, you both check back at the Pub at three EST tomorrow for part one of two.
/cheap plug
@James Brown, Damn you. I HATE cliffhangers.
This 30 at 30 on the USFL is somewhat interesting
@Rob in WI, I haven’t looked yet, but I really hope I can find them on the internets. I have heard that they have been the best thing espn has done in a very long time.
@mekalek, This is the first one I’ve seen in full… I watched the last 10 minutes of the Baltimore Colts one last week.
They’re being respectful as they blame Trump for failure, which is impressive. And then you watch some of the clips and just wonder what the NFL would have been like in the 80s had Kelly, Young, Walker, etc been there
@Rob in WI, Yeah I caught a preview of it and couldn’t believe the talent they got out of college. 2 heisman winners I think. Could have been special for sure.
@mekalek, Herschal Walker, Mike Rozier, Doug Flutie in consecutive years. Plus Reggie White, Kelly, Anthony Carter, Sam Mills… the list goes on.
Hey, I just won $40 on a $2 scratcher! How much booze can I get for that? Should I get a nice bottle, or two decent ones?
And, more importantly, how big of a problem do I have?
@rickeyfitts, that depends on what you’re drinking. a handle of Sailor Jerry runs around 24 bucks here…
i don’t see a problem; you were able to scratch the ticket AND realize you’d won. you’re still functioning fine, don’t worry about it.
@Sculptor?!?, Thanks, I feel much better now.
And how the hell are ya?
@rickeyfitts, Beat. Got a show and an exhibit to prepare for, plus a potential job landed in my lap, so I’m working on 3 figures for the pitch. And it’s all due at the same time: about 2 weeks.
But I’m totally jazzed, too…
@Sculptor?!?, Best of luck to you – sometimes that’s the best way to work, with a little pressure.
@rickeyfitts, Thanks! And yeah, deadlines you set can be somehow ignored. Deadlines someone else sets? Must be met. Always work better under those conditions (despite how tired I wind up).
Hey guys – the law library pwns me.
@F’(x), where’s your cot? I’m guessing in the stacks around DD790 or so?
Damn you FOX. You take my favorite time of year, in my favorite sport, and not only do you force it to last well into winter….but you also force me to have to listen to the 2 worst announcers in the universe. I freaking hate you almost as much as I hate the Yankees and the prospect of a World Series game 7 with CC pitching against Cliff. FTW
Off topic, I just found out that Christopher Nolan’s new movie is being filmed one floor above me right now…I just walked past Ellen Paige in the lobby
@Trojanbrand, Woo? I admit, I have no idea who either of those folks is.
@Sculptor?!?, I’m glad I’m not the only one.
@Sculptor?!?, Christopher Nolans last movie was the Dark Knight…according to my roommated Leo Dicaprio has been spotted as well
@Sculptor?!?, Chris Nolan was the director of the new Batman movies and Memento; Ellen Paige was in that goddamned overrated Juno. I think.
@Green Eggs and Fulham, @Trojanbrand, Ah. Okay. Dark Knight was decent, if disturbing. I’ve still no idea who Ellen Paige is, but I don’t watch many movies. Probably a good thing, from what I’m seeing people say here.
@Trojanbrand, Kick her in the stomach, and say it was from me. Please?
@Chris Hanson’s Axe, I think that would have made Juno a much funnier movie
@Trojanbrand, If by “much funnier” you mean “at all.”
I HATE Ellen Page… the only good thing was provide the setting for one of the greatest movie lines ever, in X-Men 3.
“Don’t you know who I am? I’m the juggernaut, bitch!”
@Trojanbrand, Convenient… since I asked Santa Claus for an Ellen Page for Christmas… perhaps you can help the fat man out? (take that as either helping Santa, or me… just remember to poke holes in the box)
@Rob in WI, Don’t watch TMZ anytime soon, this way you can deny everything when a large package shows up.
@Rob in WI, Thought you were getting Ellen Page for Christmas so you could poke holes in the box?
@Green Eggs and Fulham, Well played.
@Green Eggs and Fulham, ZING!
Another day closer to college basketball season…
Actually… on that zinger folks, and the non-hamthrax flu bug that’s going around work and the other work, and the apartment building, I’m checking out early.
g’nite folks.
@Rob in WI, g’nite! remember, whiskey’s good for the flu. or it’s just good. whichever.
And fuck Pat Sajak too. Why do I have to look at your incredibly young face every god damn pitch? Fuck.
@mekalek, Pat Sajak, young looking? Whatchoo smokin? Last time I accidentally left the telly on ABC after Charlie Gibson, Pat Sajak is lookin’ all wrinkly and shit.
@Sculptor?!?, From a distance behind home plate he looks young. Probably because he has hair. And this has to be the worst umpiring performance I have ever seen in my damn life. I am not a conspiracy theorist, but I wont blame anyone that says this game was fixed.
@mekalek, welllllllll, the Yankees are in it, and they’ve not made it to the finals in a while, despite buying the best team in baseball (on paper). I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin’.
I’ve always wondered about why people are afraid of Anderson Silva. He looks like a tall, muscular Ethiopian…
I’d forgotten how delightfully clever (and funny) Life of Brian is.
@Sculptor?!?, *sings* Always look on the briiiiight side o’ life. *whistles*
@James Brown, Romani ite Domum!
BIGUS DICKUS is married to INCONTINENTIA BUTTOX
Alright guys I gotta attempt to get sleep while it is still in the realm of possibility. Sculptor: good luck with the deadline. JB: looking forward to your viewpoints on the Titans. Gnite all.
@mekalek, g’nite babe. keep us posted on mrs.mek and baby-to-be mek.
okay, my turn to cash in my chips. I’ll see you lot later. Any ideas for guest host tomorrow, drop me a line.
Hasta!
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