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Some People Don’t Find The Humor In A Cheerleader Being Depicted Getting Double-Teamed By Two Horses

By Weed Against Speed on October 6, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Memorial High School

Many, many thanks to loyal Sportress reader Upstate Underdog, who risked life, limb and most importantly, his manhood by clicking on a link to a post on estrogen-enriched Gawker blog Jezebel. A story detailing the above shirt was contained therein.

Here’s the gist: an “anonymous and concerned parent” alerted something called the Feminist Law Professors to the above shirt, which depicts a cheerleader for the Stratford High School Spartans getting violated by two randy horses.

UU (I call Upstate Underdog “UU”, we got a good vibe) went even further and did a little internet research and believes that the high school in question that created this inappropriately hilarious shirt as part of their rivalry with the Spartans is Memorial High School in Hedwig Village, Texas – a suburb of Houston – which makes sense as the mascot for Memorial’s athletics is the Mustang, hence the horses violating said Spartan cheerleader. Further, there is a Stratford High School a mere six miles away from Memorial High School, giving credence to these schools sharing a hate-filled, bestialic-imagery-containing rivalry.

Now, we all have heard the stories about how serious they take high school football in Texas – it’s treated like a damn religion by those cretins. With that in mind, the cheerleading squad at Stratford High School should probably consider themselves lucky they weren’t bound, gagged and dragged to a horse barn on the outskirts of town. Because it’s my guess that this would be a Texans interpretation of the phrase, “Life Imitating Art.”

Nothing Says “School Spirit” Like Performing Obscene Acts On A Cheerleader [Jezebel]
The Pornification of a High School Sports Rivalry [Feminist Law Professors]

Categories : Wrong Wrong Wrong

Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog Upstate Underdog says:

    The mustangs giving each other a high 5 is a nice touch.

  2. FEAST FEAST says:

    Just wait until Jezebel finds out about Lightspeed University…

  3. G. Cook G. Cook says:

    Not every Texan is a high school football fan (example: myself)… but even a guy like me (who doesn’t understand the motivations of high school football fans and wouldn’t care to hang out/talk with many to find out) wouldn’t go so far as to call them ALL cretins.

    And jesus, man, if you’re going to make a Texans-like-to-screw-animals joke, at least get it right: it’s the rural folk who like it like that, capisce? Not some upper mid-class suburban kids, like the ones who go to those two schools. And yes, we do indeed have upper mid-class folk here in podunk ol’ H-town, we’re not all rodeo fans, and we don’t all love country music.

    tl;dr: great shirt.

    • @G. Cook, Huh. I didn’t read that as him making fun of Texans for having barns and loving country music. I assumed it was in reference to Texans’ love of dragging people from the back of pick-up trucks. Agree to disagree I suppose.

  4. Dk Dk says:

    HAHAHA I still have mine! but a couple years ago the underground shirts were alot worse!

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