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SI’s Cheerleader Of The Week Has A Thing For Guys Who Slap Their Women Around

By Weed Against Speed on September 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm

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May I introduce you to SI’s Cheerleader of the Week, Lizzie Bellinger. She is a senior majoring in journalism at the University of Kansas.

For those of you who frequent the site (thanks Upstate Underdog and White Speed Receiver!), you are no doubt familiar with the usual routine around here when the weekly installment of SI’s profile of a college cheerleader is published. I usually find some defect, usually physical, and hammer away on the poor girl. But this week, it’s different. You see, I can’t find anything wrong with Lizzie. Sure, she’s not the a total knockout, but she’s cute enough. Her defect, however, can be found in her answers, not in her appearance.

(If you would still like to ogle at Lizzie’s photo gallery, you can find it here)

Let’s get right to it. There is no point beating around the bush here.

My celebrity crush is: Chris Brown.

Come again? Let me get this straight: so the scumbag fuckstick who did this to Rihanna is your celebrity crush and worthy of your admiration? You have to be fucking kidding me. Could she be that naive or is it possible that the news of Brown smacking the shit out of Rihanna hasn’t made its way to Kansas yet?

I’m sorry. Epic fail on this one, Lizzie.

Cheerleader of the Week: Kansas’ Lizzie [SI.com]

Comments

  1. HabsFan29 HabsFan29 says:

    That’s, uh, disturbing to say the least.

    More ousted tennis players who have no ridiculous answers, please.

  2. mcbias mcbias says:

    Even worse, she might have answered that question after she saw the bowtie (shudders).

  3. Upstate Underdog Upstate Underdog says:

    you’re welcomed WAS

    and yes, this girl is an idiot.

  4. ChalmersForThree ChalmersForThree says:

    Actually, Lizzie filled out the SI.com bio sheet in December 2008 (because the photos were taken during the Insight.com bowl), which was before the Chris Brown incident.

  5.  binkerman says:

    It is advisable to check sources and resources before posting. In the article re: Lizzie’s celebrity crush it says, “My celebrity crush is:Dermot Mulroney”

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