Sweet Sassy Molassey That Ain’t Right!

Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown!

After the jump is a video that is so awesome in its Clive Clemmons inappropriateness. It’s a guy in an Eagles Michael Vick jersey riding a motorized dog at some sort of amusement park. The best part is the description of the video on YouTube.

Me riding a Zippy animal ride in Myrtle Beach while wearing my new Michael Vick jersey. Maybe I should have chosen a different animal to ride.

Nahhhh…you think?

The only word for that video is awesome.

[H/T With Leather]