Dirk Nowitzki’s Alleged Baby Mama, Cristal Taylor, Sentenced To Five Years In The Pokey

cristal-taylor

Gah!! Kill it! Kill it!

Cristal Taylor, the former fiancée of Dirk Nowitzki, was sentenced earlier today in circuit court in St. Charles, Missouri to five years in prison for violating her probation.

Cristal A. Taylor, 38, a St. Louis-area native, appeared this morning in circuit court in St. Charles. She admitted that she failed to check in with her probation officer and that she was arrested twice in Texas in 2000 for misdemeanors.

The arrest brought to light her criminal record, including a St. Charles County case from 1997 in which Taylor was accused of forgery and stealing. She pleaded guilty in 1999 and was placed on probation. She also has an outstanding warrant for violating probation in a St. Louis County bad check case. Police have tied Taylor to a string of aliases.

What I would like to know is what did Nowitzki ever see in her, other than she was an uglier man than he was, which is saying something. Sweet mamma jamma that is one homely woman.

Nevertheless, I’m not giving up on these two star-crossed lovers making a go of it again someday. Taylor was given credit for one year probation and with time served, she could be out in less than four years. Dirk will more than likely be out of the NBA after Mark Cuban realizes two years too late that Nowitzki is washed up.  and will be looking for someone to help him open his David Hasselhoff museum. If you build it, they will come.

NBA star’s ex-fiancee gets prison time [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]

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7 Comments

  1. LeNoceur

    August 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    My kids go to school in St. Charles. I hope the ugly isn’t catching.

  2. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    August 24, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Jesus Christ no. Not even with Weed’s dick.

    (We can still do that, right?)

  3. Darren Villaneda

    December 3, 2010 at 1:00 am

    This is as lifeless as I can remember seeing the Ken Whisenhunt-era Cardinals at home, particularly for a prime-time game with their season on the line. Where is the fight? Where is the veteran leadership? I think it’s there somewhere, but the Cardinals aren’t good enough to make it relevant.

  4. AJ

    May 17, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    Wow! How wrong were you?! BAHAHAHA! 2011 and the Mavs are in the playoffs with Dirk scoring 48 points!!! Your crystal ball must be cracked! LMAO!

  5. reggie wil

    June 12, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    You smoke crack huh?…Mavs 2011 Camps ….who r u anyway

  6. Jenny

    June 13, 2011 at 10:46 am

    bahahahaha u should eat ur words buddy MAVERICKS 2011 CHAMPS! … Dirk is in his golden moment right now!

  7. Ani

    June 17, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Seriously?!!! Just won the 2011 NBA World Championship with the Dallas Mavericks. Who’s washed up now?

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