Aug
18
The Morning Bowl (August 18th): If You Like To Read, And I Know You Do, I’ve Got A Book For You
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• Mike Tunison’s book, The Football Fan’s Manifesto, comes out today. Buy it. Read it. Go buy another copy and beat a homeless man with it. [With Leather]
• Some good old fashioned haterade from Big Daddy Drew. I’ll give you one guess what this rant is about. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• I am totally shocked that the Team Canada hockey jersey has a maple leaf on it. Shocked, I tells ya!! [Food Court Lunch]
• That ex-cheerleader that cut off her son’s penis? She got sentenced to 99 years in prison. [Busted Coverage]
• The San Jose Sharks have stripped the captaincy from Patrick Marleau. Poor guy. [Melt Your Face Off]
Go buy another copy and beat a homeless man with it.
Do you have a specific homeless man in mind, or should I just pick the first one on Nicollet Ave. that asks me for change? And after I beat that homeless man, should I keep buyuing more copies of the book to beat more of them with, or should I try to save the earth by recycling my book to beat all the homeless men I see?
@WhiteSpeedReceiver, Any homeless man will do. And I would suggest that you continue to buy books but donate the books previously used in beatings to local libraries.