Rory McIlroy’s Girlfriend Holly Sweeney Makes Me Want To Yank One


Yank a drive off the tee box! C’mon! I can get real erratic on the box if I’m not completely focused. You guys are pervs, man.

Anyway, Rory McIlroy is living a charmed life. The mop-haired kid from Holywood, Northern Ireland, fresh off a third place tie in the PGA Championship, his best finish ever in a major, is already one of the up-and-comers in professional golf and he’s only 20-years-old. Not only that, but he gets to parade around with his girlfriend, arm candy Holly Sweeney. In fact, she is so fetching that TNT analysts Ernie Johnson and Ian Baker-Finch were befuddled by the young lass when McIlroy showed up to Hazeltine National with her wearing some delightful cut-off shorts on his arm.

Video after the jump.

Hoo boy, you gotta like that. I particularly enjoy the look on McIlroy’s face when he realizes that he and Sweeney are being filmed. He’s got this “Ahhhh yeah. I’m hittin’ that” grin that is absolutely hilarious. Then it appears he tries to pat her on the ass as she makes her way into the building.

Awesome. Good on you, Rory McIlroy, you goofy looking bastard.

TNT Announcers Gawk at Rory McIlroy’s Girlfriend [Waggle Room]
McIlroy pleased with major progress [Golf365]

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  1. Big T

    August 21, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    That girl looks like a man

    • tjs

      May 3, 2010 at 12:29 pm

      @Big T,

      I think the age of consent is being violated SLIGHTLY??


  2. B.E. Thomas

    August 29, 2011 at 8:43 am

    It’s Ok now, Rory, who heaped praise on Holly after his U.S. Open win, dumped her less than two week later after meeting Wozniaki at a London club. Seems he was hit by a thunderbolt, leaving him wirh a case of amnesia regarding how “super” Holly was. Now, all of you Rory sycophants who extoled his virtues as a gentlemn, someone who was humble and not sefl-absorbed can all bite it because he’s obviously an egotistical little twit. How did Holly go from sugar to fecal matter in less than two weeks, eh? And, if you check their ages, he was bonking her when she was jailbait. Values and morals. Wherer are your boy Rory’s?

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