In A Stunning Display Of Douchebaggery, Dan Patrick Gives Himself His “Got It Done” Award
By
Apparently, Dan Patrick, co-host of NBC’s Football Night in America, host of the radio program The Dan Patrick Show and senior writer for Sports Illustrated, has a weekly bit on SI.com where pays tribute to a person in the sports world who had a particularly strong week with a “Got It Done Award.” For instance, the recipient of the award two weeks ago was Rickey Henderson, due to the humility Rickey displayed during his Hall of Fame induction sppech. And speaking of humility (or lack thereof), Patrick, showing a disturbing amount of self-importance, elected to showcase what a great husband and father he is by giving himself this week’s “Got It Done Award.” Why? Because he went camping with his family.
But for the first time this year, Dan had to pick himself for the Got It Done Award. Dan spent the weekend camping with his family. For anyone who’s ever done that, you know why Dan chose himself.
He also bought his wife a new trailer and it’s supposedly tricked out. Not bad DP.
Jesus Christ, what an incredibly insufferable dickbag. Evidently, we’re supposed to be in awe of Patrick because he selflessly took time out of his hectic schedule of annoying the shit out of everyone that comes into contact with him to spend a couple nights in a “tricked out” camper (which, incidentally, does not constitute camping, by the way) with his stupid family. Imagine that he actually had to speak to his children (no eye contact!) and sleep with his battle axe of a wife (she’s suffocating him, people! Don’t you understand?) while they “roughed it” in a camper, which probably came equipped with Tempur-Pedic mattresses with 1,000 thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets.
Therefore, I am handing out the Sportress of Blogitude’s first-ever “Profile in Douchebaggery” award to Dan Patrick. I’m sure many more will follow – maybe even another one to Dan Patrick – the football season is almost upon us.
Got It Done Award — Dan Patrick [SI.com]
Got It Done Award — Rickey Henderson [SI.com]
You do realize this award is totally meaningless? Is this even news?
why are you even following the Got It Done Award?
and why is his family stupid? what did they do?
calling his wife a battle axe?
you’re a dick.
Dan Patrick is a good guy, I live in Milford, CT where he lives and has his studio and see him around all the time downtown where he is always amicable and willing to spend time talking to those who want to talk to him. He seems to be the rare case of an ESPN or ex-ESPN personality who isn’t a total douchebag. So what if he wants to give himself a meaningless award one time? Lighten up, bro.
@AJ, Ohhhhhhh….. nobody else on the internets can have an unfavorable opinion about people. Only you can do that now. Go fuck your mustache douche nozzle.
Umm, you do realize that DP’s schtick/false machismo is a joke, right?
eh? Patrick pour week old piss in your mouth? What’s with all the Patrick=Lupica hate?
WOW, and this is why the sports blogosphere gets a bad name. Unwarranted, ill-conceived vitriol. Clap clap clap.
Really? This feels like misplaced aggression.
you’ve got zero sense of humor. either that or you’re trying to come off as an edgy cynic who tries to pass negativity off as wisdom.
You realize Dan Patrick was joking right?
Wow, this is certainly blogworthy. I guess a dumb bitch like yourself is having a slow news day when you pick a respected journalist who likes to have fun on his show.
one question who are the girls in the picture wit dan
Dan was the only guy at ESPN who called fouls on girls when we played hoops at the Y in Southington
I agree. Dan Patrick is over sensitive preening douche-turd.
Suck a dick, DP is more popular than you and you’re jealous. Nice Microsoft Word word-art header by the way. That looks official.
fuck dan patrick