In A Stunning Display Of Douchebaggery, Dan Patrick Gives Himself His “Got It Done” Award


Apparently, Dan Patrick, co-host of NBC’s Football Night in America, host of the radio program The Dan Patrick Show and senior writer for Sports Illustrated, has a weekly bit on where pays tribute to a person in the sports world who had a particularly strong week with a “Got It Done Award.” For instance, the recipient of the award two weeks ago was Rickey Henderson, due to the humility Rickey displayed during his Hall of Fame induction sppech. And speaking of humility (or lack thereof), Patrick, showing a disturbing amount of self-importance, elected to showcase what a great husband and father he is by giving himself this week’s “Got It Done Award.” Why? Because he went camping with his family.

But for the first time this year, Dan had to pick himself for the Got It Done Award. Dan spent the weekend camping with his family. For anyone who’s ever done that, you know why Dan chose himself.

He also bought his wife a new trailer and it’s supposedly tricked out. Not bad DP.

Jesus Christ, what an incredibly insufferable dickbag. Evidently, we’re supposed to be in awe of Patrick because he selflessly took time out of his hectic schedule of annoying the shit out of everyone that comes into contact with him to spend a couple nights in a “tricked out” camper (which, incidentally, does not constitute camping, by the way) with his stupid family. Imagine that he actually had to speak to his children (no eye contact!) and sleep with his battle axe of a wife (she’s suffocating him, people! Don’t you understand?) while they “roughed it” in a camper, which probably came equipped with Tempur-Pedic mattresses with 1,000 thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets.

Therefore, I am handing out the Sportress of Blogitude’s first-ever “Profile in Douchebaggery” award to Dan Patrick. I’m sure many more will follow – maybe even another one to Dan Patrick – the football season is almost upon us.

Got It Done Award — Dan Patrick []
Got It Done Award — Rickey Henderson []

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  1. James

    August 10, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    You do realize this award is totally meaningless? Is this even news?

  2. Tom

    August 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    why are you even following the Got It Done Award?
    and why is his family stupid? what did they do?
    calling his wife a battle axe?
    you’re a dick.

  3. AJ

    August 10, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Dan Patrick is a good guy, I live in Milford, CT where he lives and has his studio and see him around all the time downtown where he is always amicable and willing to spend time talking to those who want to talk to him. He seems to be the rare case of an ESPN or ex-ESPN personality who isn’t a total douchebag. So what if he wants to give himself a meaningless award one time? Lighten up, bro.

    • mekalek

      August 10, 2009 at 8:47 pm

      @AJ, Ohhhhhhh….. nobody else on the internets can have an unfavorable opinion about people. Only you can do that now. Go fuck your mustache douche nozzle.

      • lil wayne

        September 6, 2012 at 9:52 am

        Your a fag rag

    • Clifford

      January 17, 2013 at 10:05 am

      Nothing against Milford, but why does he have his studio there? Is it some hub of sports entertainment that I don’t know about? It doesn’t have the cachet of Boca Raton or Palm Springs.

      • Drugs

        January 29, 2013 at 4:04 pm

        I believe Dan lives in Milford… However, ESPN headquarters are located in Bristol, CT.

  4. Dude, Chill

    August 10, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Umm, you do realize that DP’s schtick/false machismo is a joke, right?

  5. John

    August 10, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    eh? Patrick pour week old piss in your mouth? What’s with all the Patrick=Lupica hate?

  6. Bill

    August 11, 2009 at 12:31 am

    WOW, and this is why the sports blogosphere gets a bad name. Unwarranted, ill-conceived vitriol. Clap clap clap.

  7. Hef

    August 11, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Really? This feels like misplaced aggression.

  8. Whitefokes

    August 11, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    you’ve got zero sense of humor. either that or you’re trying to come off as an edgy cynic who tries to pass negativity off as wisdom.

  9. polevaultking

    August 11, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    You realize Dan Patrick was joking right?

  10. Pigbenis

    August 13, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Wow, this is certainly blogworthy. I guess a dumb bitch like yourself is having a slow news day when you pick a respected journalist who likes to have fun on his show.

  11. bryan

    October 8, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    one question who are the girls in the picture wit dan

  12. Phil

    October 13, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Dan was the only guy at ESPN who called fouls on girls when we played hoops at the Y in Southington

  13. jay

    January 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    I agree. Dan Patrick is over sensitive preening douche-turd.

  14. michael

    January 20, 2010 at 9:05 am

    Suck a dick, DP is more popular than you and you’re jealous. Nice Microsoft Word word-art header by the way. That looks official.

  15. kyle

    February 24, 2010 at 1:21 am

    fuck dan patrick

    • youreAmoron.

      November 4, 2010 at 10:10 am

      i bet you would love to. hes got a sexy ass.

  16. youreAmoron.

    November 4, 2010 at 10:10 am

    you. are. stupid. dan patrick is the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. BTG

    November 10, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    First of all, proofread your post before submitting. Second, you obviously don’t understand DP’s humor as he was being completely sarcastic, a common theme for him. So before you go judging him and his family, think before you speak, jackass. Get a job, loser.

  18. Dr F.D. Maloney

    December 12, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    I like Dan Patrick,he is a professional.
    However you are a slob.

  19. JMS

    December 31, 2010 at 12:01 am

    Nice to see everyone defending DP..

  20. El Grande

    January 11, 2011 at 9:38 am

    Dan Patrick and his show suck. I don’t listen and time is misspent on him. Do yourself a favor and ignore DP. Write about something worthwhile.

  21. Sig50

    February 2, 2011 at 9:40 am

    You’re an idiot. He’s great at what he does and he’s entertaining. Part of his act is being a little cocky but when down to it he’s a pretty humble dude. I give the author of this piece of shit th Douchebag award.

  22. jeffreycllns28

    February 9, 2011 at 6:08 am

    This fuckin guy probably looks up to mike greenberg for christs sake

  23. Al292

    February 18, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    I think the award should go to you, What a joke!

  24. Gs4444

    February 21, 2011 at 9:49 am

    So you’re the kinda guy I have to explain all the jokes to at parties

  25. Big Bad Bo Daddy

    February 21, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Dude for a first timer on this site, you suck the crap off a douche bag, you are an ass licking, clown fucking, donkey jerking, donut eating, fat wife having, bald ass……..FUCK.
    Maybe you should go back and stick your head back up your ass and get your pea-sized brain out of it, (its probably why you have been constipated lately)

    To all the supports of DP…… Long Live the Nation!!!!!!!

    • jackson

      August 20, 2011 at 11:27 am

      totally agree, this guys blog sucks. the get it done award is a joke, its not a serious award. this guy needs to stop being jealous and get somewhere in life besides blogging shit on dp

  26. Tytouss

    June 1, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Dan Patrick is an amazing at sports and enertaining…..your website/blog is not enertaining and you are just hating that you dont have a show like him, danettes like him, and a man cave/studio like him… are a true hater and find something else to do with your time than sound stupid….I am going to personally use my website to tell everyone how bad this one is now you douche…….

  27. OS

    August 5, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    Agreed!! Dan Patrick is an utter douche of stifling magnitude. Bar none,one of the biggest living Tools on the planet. You need look no further than his Under Armour shirts

  28. jackson

    August 20, 2011 at 11:25 am

    wow, someone is a lil jealous of dp. he is the best guy on radio. you fucking fag

  29. CJC66

    August 23, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Dude – Lighten up!!! DP was joking. You could certainly find other valid reasons to hate on the guy but this aint one!!!!

  30. matt63090

    September 30, 2011 at 11:50 pm

    Sounds like someone’s a little jealous. Apparently family time isn’t quite as important to you as it is to Dan. No need to get so upset about it though. Maybe when you learn to write something worth reading you’ll be awarded with this meaningless award you seem so passionate about. But don’t hold your breath.

  31. rosco719

    October 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    DP must have banged this guys mom or something… if he did, he deserves an award, cuz she is a beast.

  32. AlbSure

    January 14, 2012 at 2:09 am

    Maybe not that guys Mom, but definately in Bristol. Never bought any chicks a trailer did you DP? I guess your office was plenty big. Plenty of “Got It Done Awards”. Rock on Old Man.

  33. mikelin hamlijerm

    February 20, 2012 at 10:37 am

    james monroe whiskey and a good old cocked hat…

  34. Reginald D. Tampax

    February 27, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    Didn’t give a rats ass till I saw this arrogant dick on letterman. I agree he is an ass. He probably a rebublican too.

  35. kkh

    May 1, 2012 at 11:11 am

    man, u really must be bored. the guy gave himself a fake award? ooohhh lets hang him already. u are the one coming of as a douchebag, “weed against speed” (nice name)…..what a douche.

  36. Done Patrick

    July 28, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    The Danettes? Really? What a douchebag. Don’t worry, he’s aging rapidly. He’s just about done.

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