Maria Sharapova Is Back To One Hundred Percent, Completely Ready To Get Her Grunt On
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Praise be to the tennis gods. Maria Sharapova believes that she is “a hundred per cent” and totally recovered from her surgically-repaired right shoulder and now is ready to kick ass and take names after a lackluster showing at Wimbledon.
Speaking at a World Team Tennis match for the Newport Beach Breakers in a match against the Kansas City team, where she won all three matches she played in, Sharapova now sets her sights on the U.S. Open, which begins August 31st.
“I mean, if I wasn’t at that point, I certainly wouldn’t be playing. That’s why I took my time and gave myself a chance to really go out there and to feel like I didn’t have any excuses.
“By no means was it easy. Definitely I had ups and downs,” she said. “I had days where I had to push myself more than I’ve ever had to mentally than physically.
“It all pays off. Obviously, just getting to be able to play tennis again is an achievement in itself. Now it’s about preparing myself, forgetting about what I went through, getting back into the form where I was – and even better.”
This is certainly good news for all tennis fans or internet perverts as well as internet perverts who happen to be tennis fans as well. And at the ripe old age of 22 (that’s like 50 in tennis years it seems), Sharapova is primed and ready to take back the number one ranking.
“At 22, you consider you’ve been playing on the Pro Tour that many years, (a comeback’s) definitely not a surprise,” she said. “It is a little surprising to see so many girls kind of coming out of the woodwork, and they’re so many years younger than you.
“You’re like, ‘Where did the time go?’
Indeed, Maria. Indeed. At least when she hits 25 and is washed up as far as competitive tennis is concerned, she will aways be able to fall back on a career as a model/socialite, as evidenced below.
Yeah, she’ll be fine.
You know, in light of everything that’s been going on lately, I’m not sure whether I should feel guilty or not for choosing to post photos of Maria Sharapova. It’s a tough call and as Punte pondered in a post over on With Leather, are we even making jokes about that yet?
Sharapova says she is 100 per cent ready to return to tennis competition [Yahoo!/The Canadian Press]
TEBOW STILL HAS HIS V-CARD [With Leather]
Maria Sharapova is the sexiest and most beautiful athlete i have ever seen.
Maria Sharapova is the prettiest Tennis Player i know. She has a very good looking body too.
Maria Sharapova is a great tennis player and she is very beautiful too. i sort of envy her.
Maria Sharapova has a body that is to die for. Her face is so pretty and i wish to have a wife like her.
i am very attracted to broad shouldered women with athletic bodies like Maria Sharapova. wowwwweeee!!
tutto ciò che le mani toccano
con un’audacia senza la brina e il baccano
del glossario tra peli e cielo
dove ora per una volta sola al mondo
tutto ciò che aveva di pesca
un po’ soffice e di panna di Normandia
accanto agli occhi con le onde dell’acqua
un po’ all’estremità non solo sulla linea
di questo galleggiamento così basso e morbido
dove il pesco considerato come
una pêche à quinte sous quantunque la giovane
il cui plus grand bonheur est d’avoir
un élastique à la culotte
o questo genere numero 10 nel corpus barthesiano
della moda che va incontro l’uno all’altro
senza che la qualità del legno ponga
il problema delle “primitive”
in cui è possibile scomporre l’unità usuale
in elementi più piccoli e questo significante
minimo che è la Gigue ricopra due unità
di senso come la primitiva temporale
in cui è giusto che possa esserci un vestito
per questo momento e che spingendo più in là
questa frontiera merovingia tra l’orlo
delle labbra e quello della gota
questa felice ispezione le permetta di indicarci
che le calze nell’edizione italiana abbiano
all’indice dei termini di moda il numero 11
della cappa che, pertanto, avrà il numero 12
del cappello che avrà a sua volta il numero 13
del cappuccio che avendo il numero 14
della cintura questa farà clip al 15
numero che essendo quello della pêche à quinze sous
ci farà afferrare la Gigolette dalla cintura-corsetto
per ispezionare con bonheur la sua frontiera
merovingia
V.S.GAUDIO, da: “La fille de mon peuple
pêche à quinze sous
e le mutande de Lol V. Stein”, copyright 2006.