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Uh Oh: Brock Lesnar Says Being “Built Like A Black Man”, Not Steroids, Is The Reason For His Physique

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Yeah, this isn’t going to end well.

Brock Lesnar, the current Ultimate Fighting heavyweight champion, in an interview with fightline.com, stuck his well-muscled, God-given, steroid-free foot in his mouth when he claimed that genetics, not steroids, are the reason for his gargantuan size and musculature:

“I got the genetics of–not to get into racism or anything–but I’m built like a black man. Would you say so?”

Hoo boy.

Um, I guess whatever you say, Brock. Either way,  Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder wholeheartedly approves of Brock’s message and would like to subscribe to Brock’s psychotic newsletter. Well, if he weren’t dead – only the batshit crazy die young, I guess.

Michael Irvin, however, may have some ideas that would support Lesnar’s theory.

One more thing, Lesnar, obviously realizing there was no turning back, thought it would be a good idea to take a shot at President Obama while discussing his irresponsibility with money when he first came into some:

“When you get money and you’ve never had it before, maybe you want to show it off,” Lesnar stated. “I acted foolishly.” He noted that he owned four homes, a private plane, two Hummers, and a Mercedes. When asked if he had put money away and if he could retire today, he replied, “That’s private. But if Obama keeps spending our money like this, I’ll have to fight till I’m 50.

Wow. That’s a whole lot of crazy going on there. Just not steroid-related, remember. Yikes.

Brock Lesnar: ‘I’m built like a black man’ [Star Tribune]
Brock Lesnar Talks About Steroids, WWE, Obama, UFC & More [Fightline.com]
Michael Irvin Has A Theory About Tony Romo’s Speed [Deadspin]