Michael Phelps Is Spending The Weekend In Montreal? No Way This Can Go Wrong
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Michael Phelps will compete this weekend in the Quebec Cup at the Olympic Park Pool in Montreal.
Let’s think about this for a moment. Michael Phelps is spending the weekend in a city renowned for its strip clubs? Good news for strippers, bad news for Michael’s wallet.
“Shots of vodka on the Phelpster!” If I could give Phelps one piece of advice, I would tell him to get in touch with the crazy Canukistanians over at Four Habs Fans. Not only are they Montrealites (?), the tag “strippers” on their blog has 100 posts! That’s dedication and attention to detail, people.
Alright, enough about Michael Phelps – I’m bored with him – how about more Montreal strippers?
Michael Phelps to swim in Montreal this weekend [The Seattle Times]
QUEBEC STRIPPER COMPETITION ON TV [Warming Glow]
Ah, the Canadian ballet.
Michael already called us. We’ve set him up for the weekend. Bet against him (if you can bet on swimming)
For accuracy’s sake, I should point out that the chick in the fourth picture is not actually a stripper, but a TV star who hosts a show about strippers (nsfw i guess), and is also known for getting hit on by a drunk Ben Affleck
@HabsFan29, which everyone would know because they clicked on the Montreal stripper link in the post unlike you, you idiot