Jun
09

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner For This Yahoo Sports Editor (Last Call)

By on June 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm

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I have no idea whether this is real or not, but if it is, it’s awesome. And if it isn’t, it’s still funny. (H/T The Sports Hernia)

So, here we are again, folks. It’s Last Call at the Sportress of Blogitude. I think things went well on Saturday, so why shouldn’t they go swimmingly again?

A lot on the docket tonight, with the NBA and the NHL going head-to-head on prime time network television, so it should be a doozy.

Let’s have fun and don’t use the guest soaps this time, you got it? My mom was pissed! And let’s try to leave the Sportress in a little better shape afterward than last time, you got it?

Shit, between Weird Science references for Last Call on Saturday and now a Sixteen Candles reference today, I’m going to run out of John Hughes movies before too long. If I end up busting out something from She’s Having A Baby in the future, would somebody do me a favor and  punch me in the throat? I’d appreciate it.

Alright, and away we go.

Categories : Last Call, NFL

Comments

  1. brotherbuttons says:

    Alright, time for the old man to hit the hay. Weed, thanks for letting us trash the place, man. We’ll catch y’all on the flip side.

  2. ACMEsalesrep says:

    I think I’m packing it in early tonight as well. Have a good one, y’all.

  3. JohnnyDakotaStateU says:

    so tired…must try to stay up for the sake of sports…will regret it in the morning…

  4. bighead82 says:

    I believe I’m out as well. Gotta run to Walmart and buy a new shit shovel for the dog after one of the neighbors STOLE MY DOG’S SHIT SHOVEL.

  5. RonArtestTableLeg says:

    Stan Van is hilarious…Doris Burke “Stan. what’s going different tonight?” Stan Van:”well the ball is going in the basket.”

  6. strmking says:

    Good night ladies and gentlemen. WAS, enjoyed the site.

  7. Shakey says:

    AHHHH The Magic are blowing this game. It’s so frustrating.

  8. MorelOrelHershiser says:

    god damned Royals

    • Green Eggs and Fulham says:

      @MorelOrelHershiser,

      I’ll take the blame on this one. Royals were up 4-1 when I peeked at the score, and the game went downhill quicker than Vinko Bogatoj on the slopes.

  9. lowercase says:

    Well, that was ridiculous, but I’ll take it. Kobe is a witch, but hopefully this will be a long series.

  10. Is anyone watching Conan? The monologue was pretty good but he’s trying too hard to fit in…

    I know it’s late, but does anyone have any thoughts on this?

    • Sex Fabregas says:

      @Weed Against Speed: I’m not watching tonights episode as it comes on in 30 for me but I’d agree. He’s certainly been good, but some of the stuff he has been trying too hard on, he needs to keep doing what made him funny in the 1st place.

  11. CoolHwhip says:

    How’s it hanging dudes and dudettes?

  12. The year’s about halfway done, so what is everyone’s favorite albums of the year so far?

  13. Chris Hanson's Axe says:

    @Coolhwhip: What White Album?
    And personally, I don’t really have any favorites. I was excited about Ace Ender’s debut but it ended being being bland as anything. The Bouncing Souls have released half of their year-long album, and it sounds good, but other than that I think anything I’ll like is going to come in the next half of the year.

  14. Sex Fabregas says:

    Where’d everyone go?

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