Olympic Kayaker Headed To Prison, Won’t Enjoy What’s Referred To As “Cockpit Style” In There
Nathan Baggaley, once an Olympic kayaker for Australia (he won two silver medals in the Athens Olympics in 2004) and former world champion faces up to 20 years in prison for his involvement in the production and distribution of ecstasy. Baggaley “pleaded guilty to the sale of 1,509 tablets in late 2007.”
And what, you didn’t like my attempt at kayaking humor in the title of the post? How about this one? His soon-to-be determined cellmate hopes Baggaley is a bottom, because he enjoys it best when he “sits on top.” Still no good? Okay, one more. Hey, I don’t know what a “spray skirt” is, but Baggaley might want to consider trading a couple cartons of smokes for one – a good old fashioned prison bukkake ain’t for the faint for heart.
Hey, you can’t say I didn’t give it a good effort.
Olympic kayaker faces jail term over drug charges [Yahoo!/AP]