Wait, What Does UFL Stand For Again?
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Now, if UFL stood for Ultimate Fucking League or Undercover Flickers of Labias, I wouldn’t be surprised, but get this: Rex Grossman will reportedly attend the United Football League’s “Pro Day” in Las Vegas. According to something called UFL Access the quarterback will attend the “Pro Day” in “the coming weeks.”
First question: the UFL has a “Pro Day” scheduled in “the coming weeks”, but has not selected an exact date yet? Second question: what kind of loser fucktard desires “access” to the UFL right now? If I may, here are a couple of posts I suggest for the site: “Huffing Paint, The UFL & You” and “My Wife Just Left Me Because I Obsessively Maintain A Blog About A League That Hasn’t Even Begun Playing Games Yet – What’s Her Deal?”
Back to the issue at hand – the UFL? C’mon, Rex. Seriously? You’re the goddamn Sex Cannon for Christ’s sake! Is this how it all ends for you?
Say it ain’t so, Sexy Rexy. The world needs your cumslinging now more than ever – in a manner of speaking, of course.
P.S. I’m not gay.
Yeesh: Rex Grossman Reportedly Trying Out For UFL [Mouthpiece Sports]
Rex Grossman, Graham Harrell to the UFL? [UFL Access]
6 Comments
June 4th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Wow, your a dumbass.
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June 4th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Actually, you’re more like a dumbass that thinks he knows what he’s talking about, but in truth knows nothing.
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June 4th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
That was hilarious. Truly a very clever blog. Some people are getting invested in the UFL early I believe because they anticipate it will grow into something more significant. I guess only time will tell. But regardless, some people are tired of getting jammed in the ass by Roger Goodell, his shitty inconsistent refs, and all of his shitty over-regulation of the game.
Be realistic about Rex Grossman, though. His performance went sharply downhill (starting with the Super Bowl), and his options are limited.
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June 4th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
For someone who is cutting down UFLAccess, it looks like you’re using them to get story leads, dicklick.
P.S. Yes you are. You just referred to Rex Grossman’s semen and how much your world needed his cumslinging.
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June 4th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Why wouldn’t people want to talk about a league that starts in just a few months? Are we supposed to wait and not find any information until the first day? You’re a fucking idiot.
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June 5th, 2009 at 6:37 am
You really should stick to getting off to WNBA games.
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