BREAKING NEWS: Here’s What Happens! This Is What Happens, Jimmy…This Is What Happens You CHANGE THE JERSEY OF THE JAGS!
Jimmy Smith, the legendary wide receiver for the Jacksonville Jaguars, was arrested at a Jacksonville gas station and booked on multiple drug charges:
Smith — who was arrested early this afternoon after being pulled over in Jacksonville — was booked for felony possession of cocaine, possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving with a suspended license. Smith was also charged with felony possession/sell of a controlled substance.
Hoo boy. That ain’t good. I tried to warn everyone about the risks and consequences of changing a team jersey.
More on this tomorrow. Have a good evening, ladies and gents – at least a better time than Ol’ Jimmy is having.
Jag Legend Booked on Multiple Drug Charges [TMZ]
Jimmy Smith Arrested on Multiple Drug Charges at Jacksonville Gas Station [NFL Fanhouse]