Dara Torres Made An Appearance To Reveal Her Brand New “Got Milf?” Ad

got-milkOops. Make that “Got Milk?” ad. The “F” and “K” keys are so close to each other, aren’t they? Well, at least on my keyboard they are. They make perfect bookends to the “U” and “C” keys.

The ad makes its debut today, and it reads (as if anyone is going to bother to look at unsexy words):

Dairy Torres. I’m a natural in water. But after a workout, my natural choice is milk. It’s a strong starting block for wellness. The protein helps build muscle, plus its nutrients help me refuel. Three glasses of lowfat or fat free milk a day. Lap it up.

Lap it up? I see what they did there. Perverts.

Oh, I see. It’s because she’s a swimmer, right? You know what? I prefer it the other way, so I’m going to stick with that.

Seriously, she would look great if she were a 20 year-old let alone a 41 year-old mother. She must work out to that “Seven Minute Abs” video obsessively or something.

Dara Torres unveils her “Got Milk?” ad [USA Today Game On!]
Swimmer Dara Torres Sports a White Upper Lip to Praise Milk as Her Post-Exercise Fitness Drink [PR Newswire]

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1 Comment

  1. Canned Routine PUA

    September 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Hey! Thanks a lot…

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